It was their 25th Wedding Anniversary. The man of the house started out to his office as usual.
“Neville” his wife called, “Don’t you know what day this is?”
“Yes, really, I do”, said Neville.
“Well, how are we going to celebrate it?” asked his wife.
“I don’t know Olivia”, said Neville, scratching his head in confusion, “How about two minutes of silence!?”