Good News and Bad News – Funny Jokes Club

Good News and Bad News

Ralph and Edith were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edith promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edith’s heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. 

When she went to tell Edith the news she said, “Edith, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, I am afraid that Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt straight after you saved him. I am really sorry, but he’s dead.” 

Edith replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home!?” 


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