Special Offer – Brains – Funny Jokes Club

Special Offer – Brains

A man is passing a butcher’s shop and sees a sign:

Special Offer – Brains

Cow brains —— a penny a pound

Sheep brains —— 2 pounds a pound

Pig brains ——– 2 pounds a pound

Doctor brains —— 50 pounds a pound

Engineer brains ——- 50 pounds a pound

Programmer brains ——-50 pounds a pound

Lawyer brains —— 1000 pounds a pound 

He goes into the shop and says to the butcher “Excuse me, I couldn’t help
noticing your sign – I suppose the cow brains are so much cheaper than the
other brains because of the Mad Cow Disease scare?”

“That’s right” says the butcher.

“And” continues the man, “I suppose the lawyer brains are so much more
expensive than the other brains because they’re such high quality?”

“Not at all” says the butcher “do you know how many lawyers you got to kill to get a pound of brain?!”


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