My girlfriend had just wrecked her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to emerge from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the police officer arrived.
“My Goodness!” the police officer gasped, “Your car looks like an accordion that has been crushed by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?”
“Yes, thank you officer, I’m fine” my girlfriend replied.
“How did this happen?” asked the Police Officer as he surveyed the wrecked car.
“It was the strangest thing!” my girlfriend began. I was driving along this road when this tree jumped out on me. I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …”
“Madam”, the officer said, cutting her short, “There are no trees for 20 miles on this road. That was your air freshener going back and forth!”