The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:
1. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit!
2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
3. Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)!”
4. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)!
5. User Error: Replace user!
6. Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)!”
7. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way!