Tow Bunches Of Flowers – Funny Jokes Club

Tow Bunches Of Flowers


The flower vendor was an old hand at unloading his last few bunches. Appealing to a businessman on his way home, the vendor said, “How about a nice bunch of roses to surprise your wife?”

“Haven’t got a wife” responded the businessman gruffly.

“Then how about some carnations for your girlfriend?” proposed the vendor without missing a beat.

“Haven’t got a girlfriend.”

“You lucky guy!” the vendor broke into a big smile, “Buy both bunches to celebrate!”


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