A married man was browsing some goods in a drugstore when he came across a uniquely-packed brand of Olympic condoms. Intrigued and impressed, he immediately bought a pack to show to his wife.
Upon arriving home, his wife questioned his purchase. “What makes them so special and so Olympic?”
“You see, dear. They come in three colors; gold, silver and bronze! Just like the games!”
“I see. Which one will you be using tonight?” She asked.
Without thinking, he answered, “Gold, of course!” His wife sighed.
“Maybe you should try the silver one tonight.”
Intrigued, the man asked, “Why?”
“It would be nice if you came second for a change, right?”