Thief at Home – Funny Jokes Club

Thief at Home

A blond arrives home to find that her dwelling has been burglarized. The residence has been cleaned out. She calls 911 to report the crime then waits for the police to arrive. A K-9 Unit is the closest cruiser to the blond’s house, so the officer responds. Upon arrival, the blond sees the K-9 car pull up and the officer and his “partner” exits the unit. 

Suddenly, the blond sat down on the front steps of the house and begins to sob, “I can’t believe it. My house gets broken into, they steal everything I own, and on top of it all, they send me a blind cop!”


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