The Engines – Funny Jokes Club

The Engines

My girlfriend is not very bright. Last summer we were flying home from Ibiza when the pilot announced that one of the engines had packed up but not to panic as the remaining three were fine. The only problem was that it would increase our flying time by twenty minutes. A little later, the pilot announces that a second engine has now packed up but the remaining two are fine but now our flying time has been extended by 40 minutes. My girlfriend turned to me and said, “I hope the remaining two engines don’t pack up otherwise we will be stuck up here all day!”


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