The Emergency Services – Funny Jokes Club

The Emergency Services

Two friends were out hunting one day when one collapsed suddenly. His friend checks for signs breathing but there seems to be none. He calls the emergency services on his mobile phone.

“My friend has died” he sobbed, “What should I do?”

The operator tells him in calm relaxed voice, “First thing is to make sure

that he is actually dead.”

After a few seconds silence, a loud shot can be heard. The man returns to his phone and says, “Okay what next!?”


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