Lots of things go on during “spring break” as the college students let off a little steam. This one student was arrested for indecent exposure in a field near the beach, and was appearing before a judge.
“I plead not guilty, Your Honor. I only went there to get relieved” he testified.
“Well, I’m inclined to accept your explanation.” said the judge.
“I guess some allowances must be made for ’emergencies’.”
“That’s true to a point, Your Honor,” said the arresting officer. “But what about this young lady here who relieved him?!”