Small Stand – Funny Jokes Club

Small Stand

A group of headhunters sets up a small stand near a well-traveled road. The bill of fare is as follows: 

Sautéed Tourist – $10 

Braised Reporter – $12 

Fried Diplomat – $15 

Barbecued Lawyer – $110 

A customer, noticing the great price differential, asked why lawyers cost so

The headhunter replied, “If you had ever tried to clean one of those devils, you would understand!”


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