10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking!
9. Today is our what1?
8. Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together1?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events1?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband!
5. You don’t like what I pick out, so I thought why bother!
4. Got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here’s a $5 gift certificate for McDonald’s!
3. If you want me to pretend I care about our anniversary, I will!
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, I’ll take you to Pizza Hut if it’ll shut you up!
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love!