A man who drives big-rigs for a living takes up a hobby to entertain himself; when ever he sees a lawyer on the side of the road he swerves and hits him. Well, one day he is driving along and he sees a preacher and he pulls over to give him a ride.
On the way, he sees a lawyer out of the corner of his eye and swerves to hit him, at the last second, he thinks, “Oh god! there is a preacher in the cab!” and pulls back on the road he hears a thump looks in the rear view mirror and there is nothing. He turns to the preacher and says, “I’m sorry, father I almost hit that lawyer.”
The preacher turns and says, “That’s ok I got him with the door!”