Under intense parental questioning, a teenage girl admitted that she was pregnant but couldn’t say for sure who the father was.
Her mother was furious. “Go to your room,” she bellowed, “and don’t come out until you can give us a definite answer!”
Later that night, the girl came downstairs apologetically. “Mom, I think I have an idea who the father might be now.”
“I should think so, too!” exclaimed the mother. “The very idea that any daughter of mine could get pregnant so young, let alone not know the father!”
“Okay,” said the girl, “I think I got it narrowed down to the band or the football team.”