Two lawyers and their boss go out for lunch and run into a genie. “If you all give me five dollars each, I’ll grant you one wish.” The genie sighed.
All three lawyers debated and gave the genie fifteen dollars total. The first one goes, “I would like to go to Paradise and never come back.” He was gone.
“Wow, that was some serious shit” said the other two.
The second lawyer goes and wishes for a beautiful wife and unlimited money in
The boss looks at his watch and says to the genie, “I want them both back by 3:30!”