Newborn Baby – Funny Jokes Club

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Newborn Baby

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Jim was seconds away from having a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby.

“Stop!” exclaimed the brother. “You can’t go through with this!”

“And why not?” asked Jim.

“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby some day, like my wife and I have here?”

Jim said nothing.

The brother grew impatient. “Come on, Jim, I want a nephew. Make me an uncle.”

Jim couldn’t take any more of this. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother: “Are you sure you want a nephew?”

“Absolutely,” said the brother.

“Well, congratulations,” said Jim, “you’re holding him!”

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