New Car – Funny Jokes Club

New Car

A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy his wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.” 

Frantically he offers her a new house. Again, she rejects his offer, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”

Curious, he asks: “What did you have in mind?”

She retorts, “I’d like a divorce.” 

He answers, “I hadn’t planned on spending quite that much!”


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