Meaning of Women’s Statements – Funny Jokes Club

Meaning of Women’s Statements

Actual meaning of women’s statements:
Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to! 
We need = I want! 
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later! 
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron! 
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper….! 
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive! 
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like! 
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV! 
Is my bum fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful! 
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me! 
Yes = No! 
No = No! 
Maybe = No! 
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry! 
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house! 
Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it! 


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