On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.
“Look what I’ve done, Jess” he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.
“That’s surely something’ Willard. How long it took?”
“Only two weeks.”
“Never done a puzzle myself” Jess said. “Is two weeks fast?”
“Darn tooting” Willard said, “Look at the box. It says, ‘From two to four years!’”