It Wasn’t Mike – Funny Jokes Club

It Wasn’t Mike

At the train station, there was a guy sitting opposite me, about 10 steps away. He was speaking on the phone quietly. Suddenly he yelled loudly, “Listen, Kathy! I will now tell you a secret. Only me and Betty knows. Me, Betty, and now you…”

At this moment I realized that’s about me! I am Betty he is talking about and this guy is Mike, my friend. I had no idea who is Kathy and what is the secret about but I yelled, “Wait a minute, I did not give you my permission to talk to her about the secret!”

The appalled guy looked at me. It wasn’t Mike.

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