A man and a woman meet in an elevator heading down. Both had important meetings today.
“Where are you heading?” The man asked the woman.
“To the blood bank to donate some blood,” she said proudly. The man smirked. “How much do you get paid?”
“About $20,” she replied. “What about you?”
“I’m heading to the sperm bank. They give me $100 for donations there!” He replied with a grin. The woman frowned as they reached the bottom floor.
The following day, the two met again at the same elevator.
“Where to this time?” The man asked. The woman smiled but didn’t open her mouth.
“Shfrm Bnk!” The woman replied with her mouth full.