I Love My Ford – Funny Jokes Club

I Love My Ford

A man was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, “I love my Ford.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was crashed. “My car! My car!” he sobbed.

Another man was driving by and cried out, “You’re bleeding! Your left arm is gone!”

The man sobbed again, “My Rolex! My Rolex!”


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