One day a guy found a genie lamp and rubbed and POOF!, the genie popped out. The genie said that he would give the guy three wishes but that he was a lawyer’s genie and whatever he got every lawyer got double.
First, he wished for 10 million dollars POOF! he has ten million dollars but every lawyer in the world gets 20 million!
Second, he wishes little world peace POOF! he has it. Every lawyer in the world gets
Third and last, he wished to donate a kidney. Every lawyer in the world donated both of there kidneys!