It was a pleasant Sunday morning and four married men are playing a round of golf. At the 9th hole, the first golfer says, “You don’t know what it took for me to get here this morning. I promised the wife that I would re-paint the whole house next week.”
The second golfer says, “I’m in a worse position than you are. I’ve promised to put down new decking around the swimming pool.”
The third guy says, “That’s nothing. I’ve had to design and pay for a state of the art new kitchen for my wife.”
They carry on playing and suddenly realize that the fourth golfer has remained
silent. “What did you have to promise to get out today?” they asked.
“It’s a bit sensitive. All I can say is that the foundations will be poured for the new extension on the house next week!