Five Meters – Funny Jokes Club

Five Meters

A pretty young woman approaches the man behind the fabric counter and asks how much some material costs. “One kiss per meter” was the reply.

“Okay, I will take five meters” said the woman.

The man in anticipation quickly measured, wrapped the material and handed it to the young woman who seized the package and pointed to the little old lady beside her and said, “Grandma’s paying the bill!”


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