Doctor and Patient – Funny Jokes Club

Doctor and Patient

Doctor: “I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?” 

Patient: “Do begin with the bad news, please.” 

Doctor: “Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.”

Patient: “Good grief! What’s the good news?” 

Doctor: “The good news is that there is no more bad news!”


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