Do You Have a Light ? – Funny Jokes Club

Do You Have a Light ?


Two friends were fishing in the middle of a lake on a weekend. In the middle of fishing, one guy wanted to smoke. He produced a cigarette from his breast pocket but forgot his lighter at home.

“Do you have a light?” He asked his friend.

The other friend produced a large BIC lighter which was 10 inches long. It looked like a collector’s item.

“Where did you get this?” He asked his friend.

“You may not know this, but I have a magic lamp with a really old and generous genie inside,” his friend replied. He produced an old oil lamp on the fishing boat and showed it to his friend.

“You want to give him a go?” He asked, seeing his astonished friend. “Just be really clear with what you wish for as this genie is hard of hearing.”

With that in mind, the man rubbed the lamp and summoned the genie. As soon as the genie came out, the man wished for a million bucks.

The genie did not hesitate. With a wave of his magical hands, a million dead ducks fell from the sky and into the lake.

“What the hell happened?” The man asked his friend.

“I told you to be clear,” his friend answered.

“I was clear!” He retorted.

“So you really think I wished for a 10-inch BIC as well??”


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