– How come you are dieting and working out all the time and still look like a hippo?
– I tell you a secret. From Monday to Friday I work out every day, eat veggies and fruits only. During the weekend I have 7 hot dogs for breakfast, burritos, pizza, and tacos for lunch, fried chicken and 10 bottles of beer for dinner. Plus cocktails and more pizza at night.
– Say no more. This is all because of fruits!