Pianist – Funny Jokes Club

Pianist


A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting at a table with a tiny man playing a tiny piano.

“Hey, where’d you get that?” The man asks.

The sitting man pulls a lamp from his pocket and tells him to rub it and wish for anything he wants. “Be sure to speak slowly and clearly,” The man warns.

After a second to think, the guy rubs the lamps and a genie pops out. The man screams at the genie in excitement, “I want a million bucks!”

Suddenly, Poof, a million birds appear in the bar. “I said I wanted a million BUCKS, not DUCKS!”
 
The man sitting at the table takes a sip from his drink and says, “I told you to speak clearly. Do you really think I asked for a ten-inch pianist?”
 


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