• What Did The Doctor Say?

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...

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    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”  “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times....
  • The Emergency Services

    Two friends were out hunting one day when one collapsed suddenly. His friend checks for signs breathing but there seems to be none. He calls the...

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    Two friends were out hunting one day when one collapsed suddenly. His friend checks for signs breathing but there seems to be none. He calls the emergency services on his mobile phone. “My friend has died” he sobbed, “What should I do?” The operator tells him in calm relaxed voice, “First thing is to make sure  that he...
  • Come Back Tomorrow

    Doctor: “What happened?”  Patient: “I have fever.”  Doctor: “Ok, go back to your home; take a bath with ice cold water, then lie under fan...

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    Doctor: “What happened?”  Patient: “I have fever.”  Doctor: “Ok, go back to your home; take a bath with ice cold water, then lie under fan for 12 hours without any clothes. Come back tomorrow.”  Patient: “I will be fine then?”  Doctor: “No. you will get Pneumonia.”  Patient: “What?”  Doctor: “Don’t worry. I am only a...
  • Good News and Bad News

    Ralph and Edith were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into...

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    Ralph and Edith were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edith promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out....
  • Inheritor

    A young man went to a doctor and said, “I am very thankful for the medicine you had given. It was a great help and...

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    A young man went to a doctor and said, “I am very thankful for the medicine you had given. It was a great help and I was greatly benefited.” “But I don’t remember you ever came to me and that I had given you any medicine” said the doctor. “My uncle was your patient, who...
  • Young Nurse

    One of our friends has been single until the age of 40 but then he suddenly got married. What has happened? Well, he went to...

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    One of our friends has been single until the age of 40 but then he suddenly got married. What has happened? Well, he went to the ski resort and broke both of his arms. When he was recovering, someone had to open his beer. That’s when he met a young nurse who was really good...
  • Bigger Problems

    An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller....

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    An old man came to his doctor’s office and asked for a consultation about a very sensitive problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Miller. On my way here until just before we’re about to talk, I’ve farted more than ten times. They’re odorless and soundless, but they still bother me. What do I do?”...