We have very funny jokes.
Bill, Jim and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 storey sky scraper. After...
I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. I have learnt Word Perfect 6.0, computer and spreadsheet programs. Received a plague for Salesperson of...
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local...
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. “Show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow...
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first...
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says,...
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an Engineer, the second was an Accountant, the third was a...
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to...
All The Equipment4A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However,...
Jim was seconds away from having a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in holding their newborn baby. “Stop!” exclaimed the brother. “You can’t...
A mother was trying to explain to her little girl how she had recently become pregnant. She explained how a baby was growing in her...
One night a woman found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping...
Under intense parental questioning, a teenage girl admitted that she was pregnant but couldn’t say for sure who the father was. Her mother was furious....
This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, “How much are your parrots?” The salesman...
Every morning a man drives to the dock, and Every morning a man takes the ferry to work. One morning he woke up and had...
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him...
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure,...
At a large college there was a football player that was extremely stupid. He sat beside a boy in class that was really smart and...
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects...
Several colleges have started a pilot program that uses a simple group experiment with Legos as a replacement for the standard admissions test. The group...
