Funny Jokes Club

  • I Said Chicken!

    A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing isn’t as good as it used to be. What should I...

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    A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing isn’t as good as it used to be. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question,...
  • The Bad News First

    Doctor: “I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first?” Patient: “Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first.”  Doctor: “You only have...

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    Doctor: “I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first?” Patient: “Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first.”  Doctor: “You only have one week left to live.”  Patient: “Oh no! What good news can you possibly tell me now?”  Doctor: “Well, you know that really hot-looking nurse who just came in here? I’m taking...
  • Orange Juice

    An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control...

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    An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you’re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control...