• An Angel

    An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him...

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    An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.  Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. “Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt...
  • Chapter 15

    A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure,...

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    A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. you also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?” “Uhh,...
  • I Don’t Know The Answer

    At a large college there was a football player that was extremely stupid. He sat beside a boy in class that was really smart and...

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    At a large college there was a football player that was extremely stupid. He sat beside a boy in class that was really smart and the teacher knew that he was cheating, but he just couldn’t catch him. One day she was grading a test and she noticed that the smart boy had written “I...
  • Experiment With Legos

    Several colleges have started a pilot program that uses a simple group experiment with Legos as a replacement for the standard admissions test. The group...

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    Several colleges have started a pilot program that uses a simple group experiment with Legos as a replacement for the standard admissions test. The group must recreate a model of a robot in the next room, with only one team member allowed to view the robot at any one time. Since different schools have different...
  • Lunchtime

    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I...

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    The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?” After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess...
  • Student Dormitory

    On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all...

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    On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the...
  • Dear Dad

    The following is a letter from a son at boarding school to his father!  Dear Dad,  $chool is ace. I have made lot$ of new...

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    The following is a letter from a son at boarding school to his father!  Dear Dad,  $chool is ace. I have made lot$ of new friends – $imon, $tephen and $tanley. I really can’t think of any $tuff that I need just now. If it i$ okay with you though, $end me a note or...
  • Cricket Match

    The same two boys were selected in a school to answer the questions asked by the inspector. One day, an inspector asked the first boy...

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    The same two boys were selected in a school to answer the questions asked by the inspector. One day, an inspector asked the first boy some questions and the boy answered. When the second boy’s name was called, once again the first boy came. When asked, he told “the second boy has gone to see...
  • Medical College Exam

    Medical college exam. One of the students is not doing anything. Professor: – Mr. Jones, everyone is writing something. Why don’t you? – I have...

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    Medical college exam. One of the students is not doing anything. Professor: – Mr. Jones, everyone is writing something. Why don’t you? – I have a problem with hypoglycemia and rheumatism. – Oh, I didn’t know. You can go and see the doctor now. I will let you pass the exam the next week with...
  • The Girls at College

    I noticed the girls at college talk about makeup but I have a feeling they talk about weapons. For example: – What eyeshadow did you...

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    I noticed the girls at college talk about makeup but I have a feeling they talk about weapons. For example: – What eyeshadow did you get this time? – Oh, this one is Mac 34xz100 pro dual supreme ultra 15 points. Seriously, the same girl doesn’t remember the name of the U.S. capital but remembers...
  • All Tense

    Mrs. Andrews walked into class looking all nervous. As most of her students are yet to come, she sat down at her table in front...

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    Mrs. Andrews walked into class looking all nervous. As most of her students are yet to come, she sat down at her table in front and started fidgeting. Christine noticed this and, being the polite lady that she is, asked Mrs. Andrews, “Are you okay, teacher? What’s bothering you?” With a tight smile on her...
  • Beep Beep

    A mom and dad who were suspicious of their son skipping school walk into his room with a machine that beeps when it hears a...

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    A mom and dad who were suspicious of their son skipping school walk into his room with a machine that beeps when it hears a lie. The dad asks the son, “Son, were you at school today?”   The son replies, “Of course I was!” BEEP! “Okay,” says the son, “I skipped to go to...