Funny Jokes Club

  • What a Day I Have Had

    A man sits in a bar just staring at his drink for about twenty minutes. A big guy comes up to him, takes his drink and...

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    A man sits in a bar just staring at his drink for about twenty minutes. A big guy comes up to him, takes his drink and drinks it down in one. The man starts to cry. The big guy tells him not to cry as he was only messing about and offers to replace his drink. “That’s not...
  • Kim Kardashian

    Frank came into work late one day and his boss was noticeably upset: “You’ve been late almost every day this month! You’re fired unless you...

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    Frank came into work late one day and his boss was noticeably upset: “You’ve been late almost every day this month! You’re fired unless you give me a good reason why!”   Frank thought for a moment then began to speak, “Sorry, boss. I always have late night plans. I know everyone worth knowing and...
  • Microsoft’s Support Office

    There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle...

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    There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So, he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running...
  • An Anonymous Letter

    Chris was the proprietor of a big firm but was mean with his employees. On the firm’s 25th anniversary, he offered a $5000 prize to...

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    Chris was the proprietor of a big firm but was mean with his employees. On the firm’s 25th anniversary, he offered a $5000 prize to the employee who could suggest the best publicity idea for the firm. But he insisted upon the following conditions that the idea should cost very little, that the whole country...
  • Businessman

    A clergyman was arguing with a successful businessman on the need to attend church. At last, he put the question squarely, “What is your personal...

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    A clergyman was arguing with a successful businessman on the need to attend church. At last, he put the question squarely, “What is your personal reason for not attending?” The businessman smiled as he replied, “One finds so many hypocrites there.” “Don’t let that keep you away”, said the clergyman, “there is always room for...
  • A Job Interview

    Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says,...

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    Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, “What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?” The guy says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.” The interviewer says, “That’s it, get out, you’ll...
  • Hilarious Resume :

    I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. I have learnt Word Perfect 6.0, computer and spreadsheet programs. Received a plague for Salesperson of...

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    I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. I have learnt Word Perfect 6.0, computer and spreadsheet programs. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year. Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions. Failed bar exam with relatively high grades. It’s best for employers that I not work with people. I Am a...
  • Boss,Boss,

    This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, “How much are your parrots?” The salesman...

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    This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, “How much are your parrots?” The salesman answers, “The first one is $1,000.” ” What does he know?” ” He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions.” ” How about the...