Funny Jokes Club

  • A Little Bit Different

    After a woman had given birth, the doctor appeared in the ward with a worried expression on his face and announced solemnly: “There’s something I...

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    After a woman had given birth, the doctor appeared in the ward with a worried expression on his face and announced solemnly: “There’s something I have to tell you about your baby.” The woman sat bolt upright in bed and demanded: “What’s wrong with my baby, doctor?” The doctor said: “Well, nothing’s wrong exactly. It’s...
  • Mixture Of Feelings

    One night a woman found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping...

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    One night a woman found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of feelings: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, scepticism. Touched by his rare display of deep emotion, she felt her eyes grow moist....
  • Ugly Baby

    One morning, a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says “Wow, that is one ugly baby.” ...

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    One morning, a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says “Wow, that is one ugly baby.”  The woman was deeply hurt. She continued to get on to the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asked her, “What’s wrong? You look...
  • If There Is Blood!

    Isn’t parenting strange? When you have the first child and go out in the evening, you call the babysitter at least 5 times. When you have...

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    Isn’t parenting strange? When you have the first child and go out in the evening, you call the babysitter at least 5 times. When you have the second child, you leave the telephone number of where you are going to with the babysitter.  When the third child arrives, you leave strict instructions that the babysitter only...