Funny Jokes Club

  • I’m a Panda

    A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders a slap-up meal. He finishes his meal, takes out a gun and shoots the waiter stone dead....

    View Full Post
    5
    A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders a slap-up meal. He finishes his meal, takes out a gun and shoots the waiter stone dead. As the Panda is leaving, the manager shouts that not only has he shot his waiter but he hasn’t paid for his meal. The Panda yells back, “I’m a Panda –...
  • The Librarian

    A pair of chickens walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, “Buk Buk BUK.” The librarian decides that the chickens...

    View Full Post
    2
    A pair of chickens walks up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, “Buk Buk BUK.” The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter. Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say, “Buk Buk BuKKOOK!”...
  • Stupid Cat

    Little Gary was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbor looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve...

    View Full Post
    2
    Little Gary was filling a hole in the garden when his neighbor looked over the fence and asked, “What are you doing here, son?” “I’ve just buried my goldfish; it died” replied Little Gary tearfully. “That is a mighty large hole you dug for a goldfish” said the neighbor. Patting down the last bit of...
  • Seven Languages

    A young man’s mother was now living in Miami Beach and he didn’t see her that often. His father was no longer around and he...

    View Full Post
    1
    A young man’s mother was now living in Miami Beach and he didn’t see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mom was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare parrot, trained to speak seven languages. He had a courier deliver the bird to his dear...
  • Vampire Bat

    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some...

    View Full Post
    1
    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some...