I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
I have learnt Word Perfect 6.0, computer and spreadsheet programs.
Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.
It’s best for employers that I not work with people.
I Am a perfectionist and rarely I ever forget details.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.
I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.
Personal interests: Donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
Note: Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as job hopping. I have never quit a job.
Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45
every morning. Could not work under those conditions.
Finished eighth in my class of ten!