9 of 10: Bad Date
Ana sets up her friend Jenny for a blind date.
Before she goes out of her house, Jenny calls Ana, “Listen girl, my date’s here so I only have a minute. Call me after thirty minutes so I have an alibi in case it’s going bad and I have to bail. Okay? Thanks!”
After thirty minutes, Jenny was anxious to get that call from Ana. As if on cue, the phone rings. After a quick and mum conversation, she puts the phone down and sighs, “I’m so sorry, but there’s been an emergency. My sister is sick and I need to bring her to the hospital right now. I have to go.” With a big smile on his face, the date exclaimed, “No worries! In a few more minutes my dog was going to get run over by a bus.”