Three Religious Men and a Bear – Funny Jokes Club

Three Religious Men and a Bear

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were arguing about who was best in their line of work. One by one, they go into the woods to find a bear and try their best to convert them to join their respective religions. Later they gather to discuss their experiences. The priest begins: “I found the bear, read to him from the catechism, and blessed him with holy water. He’s having his first communion next week”.

The minister then said, “The bear I found was so mesmerized by my teaching of the Holy Word that he let me baptize him then and there.”

The priest and the minister looked at the Rabbi expectantly. He had bruises and blood in his clothes, “In hindsight, I shouldn’t have begun with the circumcision.”


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