Old Thing – Funny Jokes Club

Old Thing

My wife and I were off for an evening out and I put the cat out before leaving. Just as the taxi came, the cat shot back inside as we were coming out. I went back to bring it out again. My wife, not wishing it to be known that nobody was left in the house said to the driver, “He’s gone upstairs to tell my mother we are leaving.”

Five minutes later, not knowing what my wife had said I exclaimed, “Sorry for the delay but the silly old thing was hiding behind the cupboard so she needed to be poked with a stick to bring her out!”


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