Nails Clipping – Funny Jokes Club

Nails Clipping

Three dogs are chatting at the local vets. First dog says, “I’m here because I chewed all the shoes in my master’s house!”

The Second dog exclaimed, “I peed all over my master’s £3,000 Persian rug!” Dog number 3 says, “My owners a woman who enjoys doing the housework naked, so as she bent over, I decided to go for one ride of a lifetime!”

“So that’s why she’s sent you here?” asked the two other dogs.

“Oh no, I’m just here for my nails clipping!”


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