I’m a Panda – Funny Jokes Club

I’m a Panda

A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders a slap-up meal. He finishes his meal, takes out a gun and shoots the waiter stone dead. As the Panda is leaving, the manager shouts that not only has he shot his waiter but he hasn’t paid for his meal. The Panda yells back, “I’m a Panda – look it up.”

The manager took out a dictionary and saw this definition under Panda.

“A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by its distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves!”


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  1. Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
    Book by Lynne Truss – try reading it.

  2. Who ever came up with this “joke” (and I use the term loosely) apparently NEVER actually cracked a dictionary to find what the definition of a Panda is….one thing for certain it is NOT a marsupial in any sort of the meaning of that word. It is a bear ~ which are not. Stick with your day job….or better yet, get a REAL one and leave the laughs to others who can do the research this one so badly needed