A duck walked into a bar and asked, “Have you got any olives?”
The bartender says, “No, we have cherries and grapes but no olives.”
“Oh,” says the duck and leaves. Five minutes later, the duck returns and say to the same barman, “Have you got any olives?”
“I told you before, we have cherries and grapes, but WE DON’T HAVE OLIVES!” says the barman.
“Oh,” says the duck and leaves. Another five minutes later, the duck comes back the third time and again asks, “Have you got any olives?”
“Look, ” screams the barman, “For the last time WE HAVE NO OLIVES! We will never have ANY OLIVES and if you ask me once more, I am going to nail your webbed feet to the floor!!!”
“Oh,” said the duck and left. Five minutes later, the door opened and there was the duck. The barman is absolutely furious. He slams a bottle of beer on the bar, stares at the duck and screams.
“WHAT NOW???!!” “Uh…uh…have …you …got…any….NAILS?” asked the duck.
“Nails? Nails? No, we haven’t got any nails,” answered the barman.
“Okay,” said the duck, “So, have you got any olives!?”