One summer afternoon, a chicken and a pig were strolling along and came across a church that was having an event for charity. Being good animals, they thought that they should offer to help in some way.
“I’ve got an idea” said the chicken, “Let’s offer them something.”
“Like what?” replied the pig.
“How about Ham and Eggs?” said the chicken.
“No way; to you that may be an offering but to me, that is a sacrifice!” said the pig as he ran away.