Arthur had been away from home on business for several days. On his return, his wife told him how much the dog had missed him. “Every night, Millie would be waiting by the front door for you coming home” she said.
“Wow, that is devotion” Arthur replied.
“Would you be that concerned?”
“Darling” she replied, “If you had been gone all night and I had no idea where you went, you bet your life that I would be waiting at that front door when you got back!”