The Fishing


When you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good. If you’re making love and you catch something, that’s bad.

Fish doesn’t compare you to other fishermen neither and don’t want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving, you lie about the one you caught. You can catch and release a fish, you don’t have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don’t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent night crawler. If you want to catch a woman, you’re talking dinner and a movie minimum.

Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing!


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